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Completely Unreliable Movie Reviews Vol.3 Pickles, 5 июня 2017 г., 6:45
Hello again and welcome to my Completely Unreliable Movie Reviews segment, where I review the last 5 movies or series that I've seen to the best of my ability. Now I usually remember a lot from what I've seen, so I'm not that unreliable. Sad days, I know... Anyway, lets begin.
Beta Test is a movie that came out in 2016, I think. It stars Manu Bennett (Slade Wilson in Arrow, Crixus in Spartacus) as a game developer who one night, gets captured by his old business and has a chip inserted into his skull that has him being controlled remotely by an unaware game player. This is a B-Movie, but truth be told, the movie is only worth watching because there's a 9 minute uninterrupted fight scene which, I must admit, is awesome, even if only for its technicality and direction. So only watch this movie for that one fight scene. Or youtube it. Youtube "Beta Test Fight Scene".
The Legend of Tarzan is another 2016 film starring a Christopher Lambert imitation as Tarzan and Margot Robbie as Jane. Tarzan goes back to the jungle and fights off the Belgians and mercs who want to gain access to diamonds and colonize the Congo. Honestly, I saw this story in a Tarzan cartoon. NOT ORIGINAL AT ALL. The actors are miscast, but what can you do. Watch this if you're tired of watching paint dry.
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is a 2016 film where Jack Reacher, a retired Major played by Tom Cruise who decides one day to go back to the army. But he got caught up in a tangled web of lies. And now he's on the run with another Major who was framed for espionage. And he must have thought to himself, "Why did I go back?". This is why you never go back. Never. Never ever. I actually would recommend this movie. Watch it.
Demolition is a 2015 movie (I think) starring Jake Gyllenhaal where he plays a broker (I think) whose life falls apart when his wife dies and to deal with the pain, he takes his father-in-law's advice and decides to break himself apart and rebuild himself, to ease his pain. You will get the metaphors easily. It tries too hard to be deep, but it's not, but I highly recommend this as it shows a way to deal with grief that really hasn't been shown on any media I've seen before. Plus he breaks a lot of stuff, including his home with a sledgehammer.
I'm thinking from now on, I'm going to make the 5th entry a series, because why not. Gomorrah is an Italian drama which is set in Naples. It's a series similar to The Wire and it's about the troubles of a mafia family, the Savastanos (Don Pietro, Lady Imma and their son, Gennaro) and their right hand man, Ciro.
It tells a story not only what happens in the drug trade from street level, but also what happens at the top. Id put this show on a level with Narcos, but without the suave voiceovers. Actually, it's far better than Narcos. Way better. Anyway, this is a must watch if you're a fan of crime drama (NB: Law and Order is not a crime drama)
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Beta Test is a movie that came out in 2016, I think. It stars Manu Bennett (Slade Wilson in Arrow, Crixus in Spartacus) as a game developer who one night, gets captured by his old business and has a chip inserted into his skull that has him being controlled remotely by an unaware game player. This is a B-Movie, but truth be told, the movie is only worth watching because there's a 9 minute uninterrupted fight scene which, I must admit, is awesome, even if only for its technicality and direction. So only watch this movie for that one fight scene. Or youtube it. Youtube "Beta Test Fight Scene".
The Legend of Tarzan is another 2016 film starring a Christopher Lambert imitation as Tarzan and Margot Robbie as Jane. Tarzan goes back to the jungle and fights off the Belgians and mercs who want to gain access to diamonds and colonize the Congo. Honestly, I saw this story in a Tarzan cartoon. NOT ORIGINAL AT ALL. The actors are miscast, but what can you do. Watch this if you're tired of watching paint dry.
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is a 2016 film where Jack Reacher, a retired Major played by Tom Cruise who decides one day to go back to the army. But he got caught up in a tangled web of lies. And now he's on the run with another Major who was framed for espionage. And he must have thought to himself, "Why did I go back?". This is why you never go back. Never. Never ever. I actually would recommend this movie. Watch it.
Demolition is a 2015 movie (I think) starring Jake Gyllenhaal where he plays a broker (I think) whose life falls apart when his wife dies and to deal with the pain, he takes his father-in-law's advice and decides to break himself apart and rebuild himself, to ease his pain. You will get the metaphors easily. It tries too hard to be deep, but it's not, but I highly recommend this as it shows a way to deal with grief that really hasn't been shown on any media I've seen before. Plus he breaks a lot of stuff, including his home with a sledgehammer.
I'm thinking from now on, I'm going to make the 5th entry a series, because why not. Gomorrah is an Italian drama which is set in Naples. It's a series similar to The Wire and it's about the troubles of a mafia family, the Savastanos (Don Pietro, Lady Imma and their son, Gennaro) and their right hand man, Ciro. It tells a story not only what happens in the drug trade from street level, but also what happens at the top. Id put this show on a level with Narcos, but without the suave voiceovers. Actually, it's far better than Narcos. Way better. Anyway, this is a must watch if you're a fan of crime drama (NB: Law and Order is not a crime drama) Source: Pickles
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