Devil, 6 января 2013 г., 8:25
Like daily, I was flying around Galaxy from planets to planets. Accidently, I entered into a planet Choco_Villa. There were some talks between Chocoking and `Chocoqueen` as they both were seeming like a couple. On that day, it was different. Suddenly, I got an idea to take a humour test of both of them. So, I asked them for a humor test. They agreed. I was a little perplexed because I did not know, which questions I should ask. Without notice, chocoking shouted, "What the hell?" It gave me a clue for my question. A question came to mind. Here is the question I asked them. "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?" 'Chocoqueen' replied first, "It is exothermic because it releases heat". Then I asked, "Why?" She replied, "Because it melts all my chocolates and made me a queen. So, I am Chocoqueen". Then I said to her, "Your name should be Chocohell" Now, it was the turn of Chocoking. He said to me, "Well, I am a Science student. So my answer will be in science language and I will reply you in private mail". I agreed on it. Then he answered me, "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate by Teresa Banyan, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with my chocoqueen.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, it cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze." Then I replied, "What will happen if you will be succeeded in having sexual relations? He quickly replied me, "it will be endothermic because there would be loss of a lot of heat". Really, he answered my question so excellently and too wisely! So, I fulfilled his wish list as a reward. Author: Me
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