Sense Of Humour Test Part 2
Devil, 14 января 2013 г., 2:40

Again, I was flying around in Galaxy. I was feeling bored. So, I decided to take again a Humour test of Chocoking and Chocoqueen. They ageed on it and finally the test started. Here is my first question.
Q1: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Chocoking: Men flirt and then do sex but puppies do directly sex.
Me:  Hahaha, I appreciate your answer.
Then I asked Chocoqueen to reply. But she was so silent. After a while she said,  Sorry, I was playing with my puppy .
We were laughing 

Then we proceeded for the next question and it was:
  Q2: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Chocoqueen replied, "Who cares?" 
Me: May be the nurse in the hospital
Chocoking: Man will be very loud and scream. But the brick will just keep quite.
Then I replied, I want to do that test on you.
All were laughing and the moment was hilarious.
Then we had the next question.

Q3: What did God say after He created man?
Chocoking: After the creation of man. God says that I will give you two kidneys. Because God knows that man will drink alcohol too much. And if one kidney is damaged then he can live his life with the other.
Me: If the second kidney is also damaged then?
Chocoking: Then he will borrow from his wife.
Me: Oh you mean, marrying just for borrowing a kidney?
Chocoking: No, it is for sharing.
Me: Haha
Suddenly, Chocoqueen replied, God said to man that you have to be a faithful husband towards your wife .
Me: I think, the men were only created at that time.
Choqueen: You forget that ladies first!
Me: yeah, sure.

Now, it was the last question.
They cheered up and said, Yes.

Q4. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Chocoking: The same urge that makes dogs chases vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Me: Did you ever chase Chocoqueen?
Chocoking: No, I directly jumped over her.
Then Chocoqueen replied, "Actually, men know that they will soon get hunted. And women know how to get that credit card"

Then they both left with a message, Thanks for inviting us for this humour test. We both really enjoyed it.

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