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Humour Collection 2
Adhithiyan, 25 сентября 2019 г., 8:37
Hello Friends. I have got some collection of Jokes for you.

1. Unity is Strength: 
In a hostel canteen, they served upma for breakfast everyday. Most of the students got sick of that upma and raised the issue to the warden and asked to change the dish. However there were 20 out of 100 students who never ever tasted anything else than upma and they were scared of a change. Warden gave a list of dishes for breakfast and upma was one of the choices. And asked students to vote. Those 20 people religiously chose upma and didn't even other to look other options. Now remaining 80 people didn't coordinate well, 18 people chose dosa, 16 people chose roti, 14 people chose idly, 12 people chose bread & butter, 10 people chose pongal and 10 people chose noodles. Guess what? Upma is the breakfast now in the canteen again.

2. Wisdom Overloaded:
I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the whisky before I cycled home. Finally, it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home. Imagine what would have happened to the bottle! Wisdom will kill me one day.

3. Power of Engineers:
A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airline tickets to go on a holiday. Once on the plane the captain announced they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed off the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there calm. When the flight attendant asked why he stayed he replied ''I know my students abilities quite well, this shit won't even start.''

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