[E]rza, 29 июля 2019 г., 7:18
To all my loving readers here some humour to make you laugh. 1. Wonder girls may say, ''I want nobody, nobody but you..'' Then, boys will reply, ''I want your body, your body not YOU!!!'' 2. Beauty Pageant: Judge: What if you find that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do and why? Contestant: I'll still love him... (everybody claps) Because, AIDS doesn't matter, thank you''. 3. A husband coming home from a confession, suddenly he lifted his wife and carried her. Wife: Why did the priest tell you to be romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross! 4. Roses are red, skies are blue, Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo Don't be angry.. You'll find me their too.. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. 5. A gang decided to rob a bank... They opened every vault and found only cups of yogurt. So they ate it all... Next day, in CNN news: ''BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!'' 6. American and a Filipino Conversation. American: Is that an apple you are eating? Filipino: Yes American: You know, in states, only poor people eat an apple. Filipino: Oh, is that true? Is that a banana you are eating? American: Yes Filipino: You, know in Philippines, only monkeys eat banana. Thanks for reading hope i make you all laugh.By: [E]rza
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