Adhithiyan, 22 мая 2019 г., 8:19
Hello all! Conversation between Teacher and their students... Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell (I love this child.) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: HIJKLMNO TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir; It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!) TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. Pass this around and make someone laugh! Because, laughter is the soul's medicine!
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