Галагазета | Professor's Thoughts
Professor's Thoughts
Zisel`, 1 июня 2018 г., 8:37
What they say : I won’t take a lecture tomorrow.
What they mean : I am as bored of you as you are of me.

What they say : You will have an extra lecture today.
What they mean : I have had fight with my wife and I have no wish to go home early. Instead I’ll bore you to death.

What they say : Yesterday only two students were present.
What they mean : Actually one was my son and the second was the girl he is dating.

What they say : I want more teacher-student interaction. I don’t like one sided conversations.
What they mean : I have forgotten what I was supposed to teach today.

What they say : This time the class performance was pathetic.
What they mean : Come to me for private tutoring and you immediately start doing better.

What they say : Study hard.
What they mean : You need to study yourself, my teaching surely is not going to help you.


- Humirah
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