Joe And His Goddess
`teflon`, 8 января 2014 г., 8:31

It seemed that Joe had just about had it with his wife of three years. He no longer thought her attractive or interesting, he considered her as a poor housekeeper who was overweight, someone he no longer wanted to live with. Joe  was so upset that he finally decided on a divorce. But before he served her the papers, he made an appointment with  a psychologist for the specific purpose of finding out how to make his life as difficult  as possible for his wife.

 The psychologist listened to Joe's story and then gave his advice. "Well Joe, I think I've got the perfect solution for you. From tonight when you get home, I want you to start treating your wife as if she were a goddess. That's right, a goddess, I want you to change your attitude towards her completely. Start doing everything in your power to please her. Listen intently to her when she talks about her problems. Help her around the house, take her out on weekends. I want you to pretend that she's a goddess. Then after two months of this wonderful behaviour, just pack your bags and leave her.

Joe thought it was a tremendous idea. That night he started treating his wife as if she were a goddess. He couldn't wait to do things for her. He brought her breakfast in bed and had flowers  delivered to her for no apparent reason. They read books to each other at night and Joe listened to her as never before. It was incredible what Joe was doing for his wife. He kept it up for the two full months .

After the allocated time, the psychologist gave Joe a call at home.. "Joe", he asked, "how's it going"? "Did you file for a divorce"? "Are you a happy bachelor once again"? "Divorce"? asked Joe in surprise. "You must be kidding! I'm married to a goddess. I've never been happier in my life. I'd never leave my wife in a million years. In fact, I'm discovering new, wonderful things about her every single day. Divorce? Not on your life!" The psychologist hung up wearing a knowing smile.

Author: Me.

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