Lalka_Travilaf, 14 мая 2018 г., 7:20
Sitting behind the Golden bars, I figured out a way to get out of prison. I think I understood the meaning of the phrase: ''the heavenly grounds are heated by pipes from hell all year round.'' Here the people are no better, than at us, in hell. You ask how a demon like me in heaven? And all I can reply is simple: ''Oh, the devil made me do it.'' It's like a joke about a guy who was looking for a fridge in the kitchen and ended up in the seventh circle of hell. And the question surprised the demon who ran the place said to be extremely funny phrase: ''I'm not very smart.'' So, I was just trying to find the right teleport in the office of our maddest scientists that they were empty! Of course, instead of the desired address on the Ground, I accidentally sent to heaven. What do you think? Do these blockheads cruise will understand, seeing the horned and tailed me? Of course, the miracle is that the local climate me not incinerated, will be for our maddest scientists the discovery, and the theory that demons die getting to heaven is sheer obscurantism. ****** Of course, no one is going to question me, perhaps, these Holy men are afraid to contact me. Their scientists, too, even those fools still think that we are there in the underworld the souls in cauldrons brewing, but the people tortured. Nonsense! No one has long been interested in such inhumane methods of punishment. To the people never get what is good and what is bad - all the polls are sinners, but the guys on top, and other times the worst of our villains. Therefore, the best torture for souls to bring her back to the conditions where it was bad. Run the so - called wheel of Samsara and-Hello new life. Yes, they are on the Ground suffered even more than we do. And just take up space, hell not rubber. ****** Looking at the bars, I realized that they were of pure gold. Hi! Yes here even human forces?, not the that demonic. The grille is easily spread from my foot strike. Remains out of the building, where I was dragged hypocrites. I can create a new portal only in the open space. All the more, I have accumulated enough a large number of energy, to move in space. There was one of the hypocrites. I have no choice but to give him a turnip and run, while my loss is not found. ****** I still got out on the air. On the way they had to fill the lamps three angeloids, but I think they were a bit disappointed because they are forbidden to be angry. By the way, there's a little contradiction here, the wrath of God, and the fact that anger is sin. Although, it doesn't matter now. I'm not philosophizing here. Three... two... one! And here's the portal home, enough fun for one day. Author: Me.
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