Zisel`, 4 июня 2018 г., 8:42
*Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. *If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. *I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. *They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. *There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. *Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. *Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. *Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. *Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. *When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong side of the road. *Always and never are two words, you should always remember never to use. *The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. *We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? *I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. *There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. *Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. *Needing a friend is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again. *On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. - Humirah
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