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WISE CRACKS
Zisel`, 4 июня 2018 г., 8:42
*Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. 

*If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. 

*I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. 

*They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. 

*There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. 

*Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. 

*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 

*Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. 

*Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. 

*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong side of the road. 

*Always and never are two words, you should always remember never to use. 

*The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. 

*We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

*I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 

*There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. 

*Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 

*Needing a friend is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again. 

*On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. 

- Humirah
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